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1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.
Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"
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East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.
sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.
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Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.
Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school
"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"
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Laurel Ridge Middle school is filled with rich kids or as so we hear from the Sherwood Middle School students on the daily. Laurel Ridge Middle school isn’t your average size school in fact it is smaller than most middle schools and the education is impeccable.
Person #1: I really hate my school, which Middle school do you go to?
Person #2: Sad to hear, I go to laurel Ridge Middle school
Person #1: Oh your one of them rich kids grosssssssssssss
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Wes-Del middle/high school is a place where mostly stinkers belong. If you look around you’d see at least 5 stinkers walking towards you with a rainbow flag and Android phones in their ratchet pockets. There is also a teacher who made a class sit down and talk shit about a girl while she wasn’t in the room. But no worries this bitch should be getting fired soon.. idk. This school has a thumb for a principle (a nice thumb). It is also a place where drugs are dealt. If you want some of that good good, it’s most definitely at Wes-Del. Goodwill is in the school district so if you’re looking to get picked up from your home, the bus WILL come get you :)
“Bro have you heard of Wes-Del Middle/High school?”
“Yeah bro I got my gas from there.”
This school is just a disappointment. 6th graders act like they own the place while the 7th and 8th graders vape in the bathrooms and possibly do drugs. Everyone at this school is an awful person, literally refusing to even try to act nice. And don't even get me started on some of the male teachers being pedos.
Oh, your friend goes to L'Anse Creuse: Middle School- North? Man, I feel bad for them.
A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.
Used as a proper noun
Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.