Three or More Affectations Rule

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.

Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

4 day birthday rule

Rule that only applies to your closest bestest friends and gives them the power to bestow their birthday wishes not on your big day but within 4 days of you being born.

E.g. Hey Kate, couldn't wish you on your day but am calling now - I invoke the 4 day birthday rule.

Wilbur Soot ylyl rules

Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))

Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield

Rule #8!! I've already seen this video 100 times!! Wilbur Soot ylyl rules!!

hack-tow rule of half

a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired

"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

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the i before e rule

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS

..this rule is BS

seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..

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Rahul Vaidya RULES BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to win bb14. He is the best contestant of this season. Vote for Rahul Vaidya. RKVians will do anything to make him win.

Rahul Vaidya RULES BB14.

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