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The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher
The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher
When an insult is softened by placing a compliment before and after.
That jerk Jason gave me a real compliment sandwich. He was like “I’m so happy we’re finally hanging out. You must be really comfortable around me to show up with your hair like that. Only a natural beauty could pull of that just-rolled-out-of-bed look.
A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.
My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"
Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.
A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.
Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.