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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
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On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day
Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face
Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”
A female who is extremely talented at fellatio that she can suck your toes till they pop.
Veronica sure is ugly, but she can suck the pop out yo’ toe...
A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.