hack-tow rule of half

a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired

"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"

Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong)

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.

"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"

Empress Bulblax Rule 34

A term referring to rule 34 of the Empress Bulblax boss from Pikmin 2. This specific term was strong enough to be placed on the r/pikmin alphabet chart.

Redditor #1: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(gets 500+ upvotes)
Other Redditors: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(less updoots, but still made the term win)

Bro code rule 874

When gaming wit the bro you plsh with the one that joined the party first not the one that calls you and asks to play with you. When they do call you say "no I'm gaming wit my other bro."

Bro 1: hold up my friend is calling me
Bro 2: alright I'll be quiet
Bro 1: he what's up
Bro 3: yo wanna play
Bro 1: naw I cant I'm playing wit my other bro sry
Bro 3: ight see you later
Bro 1: see ya
Bro 2: thx for following bro code rule 874

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the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

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the i before e rule

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS

..this rule is BS

seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..

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the twin rule of gmod murder

This rule states that, when playing Murder in Gary's Mod, if any two people share the same/incredibly similar color (ie blue and blue, purple and magenta, dark green and slightly less dark green, NOT dark blue and cyan), one of them is the murderer.
Works around 87% of the time.

Tango:It's either Lima or Whiskey!
Lima and Whiskey:Why us?
Bravo:You're both pink!
Lima:So?
Tango:So? The Twin Rule of Gmod Murder states that since you're twins, one of you is the murderer, simple as that.It's just how Gmod works.*shoots Whiskey*
*Game ends*

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