2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

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#1 jungkook popper

twitter user is the #1 jungkook popper known world wide and has been given this title by many.

“do you know who the #1 jungkook popper is? it’s twitter user VAMPXUXl

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Oct 1

October 1 is hug your crush day

You guys better hug your crush on this day oct 1
You:hi
Him/her:hi..?
You:hugs
Him/her:...

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Fidget Spinner ( about) Part 1

About

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A fidget spinner is a toy that consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic designed to spin along its axis with little effort.

Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented as early as 1993. The toy became popular among schoolchildren and consequently some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.

The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting by relieving nervous energy or psychological stress. As of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. ( Yeah guys. You plays just realized fidget spinners were even a toy/tool. ) People spend £306.30/ $400 dollars on a 1 to 8 dollar toy.

Chewbone The Dog: Woah! Sick, dude! Can i try your fidget spinner?
Biscuit The Dog: No can do son. This costed £341.68!
ChewBone: Please!!!!!!!!!!
Biscuit: Stop begging!
Fidget Spinner ( about) Part 1

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2^82,589,933-1

The biggest Prime Number, almost as big as your mom

2^82,589,933-1 is cool
y e s

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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0.

when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.

man, im so bored, im gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0. into urban dictionary and see whats there!

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