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i will shart the god damn toilet toilet
me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A bird with a body made of bologna (pronounced bowlognuh)
Wings made of tacos and a taco head. These animals are endangered, for they are so delicious. Their homeland is Mexico.
I like flying taco bologna birds.
A) The greatest man to ever live, in fact, he is the chosen one. Known to lead the weakened world army against the army of Zurge in the final battle of Zion year 3024.
B) Sex act involving a girl creaming in a taco and eating it
Person 1) Wow, is that Vanilla Taco?
Person 2) It is, he is such a great basketball player, and all around better person then anyone!
Guy 1) Dude, my girl did a vanilla taco last night.
Guy 2) Was it a Taco Bell taco?
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When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
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funny commercial with talking dog made me have a haha funny.
as to request of the the web page I should put it in mortal terms this is the Spanish translation of I want taco bell now let me make lay down a scene . the man was hungry and wonder what he wanted and told to him self "yo quiero taco bell".
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Noun.
A laser gun wielding taco super hero. Arch nemisis is Besto.
Oragin: Latin Taco Festare Lasero Gunare- To Eat Tacos
Look in the sky its a bird its a plane... its a taco? Its Taco Fest Laser Gun!
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A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.
What position did you do with her?
We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!
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