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A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick
A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.
summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day
Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
Suck-It-Up
used for saying that someone has to accept a difficult or unpleasant situation even if they do not want to
You can either suck it up and be a man, or every time you get an ache and pain you can go out of the game.
'Suck it up dude be a man and win the game'
Suck-It-Up (Sʌk-ɪt-ʌp)
A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.
While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day
Mother
Yes sweetie
Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son
Love you mother
Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies