Is the day when people with massive dicks are born
47π 20π
Slap your friend day slap your friend except for your short ones
Mike wazowski:October 22 I get to slap u
Bob the builder:Nuuuuuu
Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)
october 22nd is hit matt day
Guy: yo itβs national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh
Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J
Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J
National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.
"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"