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Snail trail: when a female vaginal secretions run down her leg creating a snail like trail.
Man: road her hard and put her away wet.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
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A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.
buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!
Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.