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Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace

by Franko0119 August 16, 2020


snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside

Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent

by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021

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buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016


Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col May 6, 2012


Snail Man

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023


snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 6, 2021


Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 30, 2021