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He’s the priest. Don’t trust him! He only tells lies!
“Yo father Martin just asked me to go to the garden!”
“DONT GO! ITS ALL LIES”
The best very handsome man typically a ginger
You're looking like Ben Martin
The evil dickwad who took eleven, (Jane Ives, now Jane Hopper) away from her family in the show stranger things.
He also goes by Dr.Brenner, and works at Hawkins lab.
“Oh my god Becky, Andrew is such a Martin Brenner”
“Ugh, I know right!”
one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
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Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
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A retard, that doesn't ever listen to anyone and does whatever he wants to do.
Girl: I hate that guy, so he must be a Martin.
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The hot lead singer of Boys Like Girls. He is also very hott.
Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
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