When a guy wants sex with his significant other but was initially turned on by someone or something else.
Get away from me with that foreign wood. Hope you had fun at the strip club.
The direction of the hottest girl in the room.
Hey Jim check out that girl she is Wood North!
a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base
lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.
An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.
"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."
loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.
Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"
“Man your penis is stinky Logan!” “Yeah I know I got fungal wood