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art teachers

the most fruity teachers in worldwide existence, if ur art teacher is not fruity then you dont exist and thats a fact boo #slay

my art teacher is so fruity! They literally said yass while in class, better call millie!
my art teacher literally said they hate millie bobby brown in class! He's so fruity
art teachers or are fruity or are crazy af

by ate left no crumbs April 7, 2022

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fail Art

Fan Art that fails.

Guy 1: Hey bro, look at this Fan Art i drew of Triela!
Guy 2: Fan Art? This is Fail Art!

by The Destroyer Of Fails May 11, 2009

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ban art

Like fan art, except that it will get you banned from the forums where you post it.

Aww, man. I got kicked from the forums because he didn't enjoy my ban art.

by Zerotime February 6, 2009

35πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made β€œart” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

β€œI was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

32πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Art Orgasm

You walk into some large beautiful museum for the first time, perhaps the Louvre or the Met, stroll around a bit, then suddenly find yourself in front of some overwhelmingly beautiful and entirely entrancing work. Your heart races, you feel faint, and your eyes dance over it, taking in every perfect detail. Your breath comes more rapidly, and you whisper your awe. You feel the piece consume you, penetrate you, and proceed to give your being the most beautiful fucking you've ever experienced until at last, when you can't take the euphoria any more... you have an art orgasm.

"The Mona Lisa is nice and all, but it was the Vermeer's that gave me multiple art orgasms."

"I love Rome. It's like one long art orgasm."

"That gallery is awful. None of their exhibits have ever given me art orgasm."

by HeatherFuture October 30, 2008

29πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Electronic Arts

A crappy videogame company who's only good games were the old Medal of Honor games and Dead Space.

But then again, they combined too much Doom and Resident Evil in Dead Space to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.

Hey Joe, wanna go get Battlefield: Bad Company?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about Mercenaries 2?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about the Godfather II?

Nope.

Why not?

Because fucking EA made it!!!!

Screw Electronic Arts.

by General Radec II August 9, 2009

59πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Art hoe

An art hoe is basically a β€œtumblr” girl that’s go to outfit is a pair of mom jeans, most probably a yellow striped shirt or an oversized hoodie, fake round glasses that look like the ones of that girl in Mathilda, converse/vans/filas/dr martens and a pair of Van Gogh socks... she keeps her hair in a messy bun most of the time, owns a mason jar of scrunshies, an instax camera, all of the Harry Potter books, goes to Starbucks every now and then with her birthday money since dad says it’s too expensive. Her favorite singers are Billie eilish, Shawn mendes, Ed Sheeran, Camila cabello, Megan trainor... finally she thinks she’s weird and quircky

Mackenna with the basic art hoe outfit: omg pumpkin spice lattes are my favorite during fall my favorite season!

Catherine her normal friend: UGH mackenna you are such an art hoe!

by Hurricane Hoya boya September 18, 2018

280πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž