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One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook
“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”
—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am
Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper
When you hack a phlegm wad into your mouth and then swallow it down.
“Did you just swallow a Denver milkshake, dude!?”
when someone is having ejaculate sucked from there anus they break wind at the same time frothing up the ejaculate into a milkshake like substance.
I was fleching some girl last night when she farted, I love a fleching milkshake.
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a sexual manouvre so controversial, so vile, so gut-wrenchingly disturbing that it cannot be explained on this website. it makes felching look like having tea with you grandma. it makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a couple of frigid nuns.
they do not sell this at wendys
she was giving me the shits so i gave her a purple milkshake. that shut her up.
eg to a partner/sibling/child as a form of discipline: "if you're going to behave like that i'm going to be forced to give you a purple milkshake"
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when a man ejaculates in his sister and then proceeds to scoop it out into a glass.
after you get done fucking your sister. try an Alabama milkshake!
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When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.
Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."
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When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.
I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake
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