the best bf and the most perfect person to exist
my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever
Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii
Oii oii Alfie kaka your bad boi dinners ready
Oii oii daddy's home
A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”