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A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*
Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking
Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."
It is an inside joke in the kdrama fandom, particulary the fans of the kdrama - Weightlifing Fairy Kim Bokjoo. If a female wants her crush to pay attention to her or just be interested in her, then she should ask 'Do you like Messi?' to him. Men generally like sports like football, so it would impress them to find a girl sharing similar interests. That's how it is explained in the kdrama.
"Hey Taehoon, Do you like Messi?"
a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.
John: There's no way you'll make it on the football team.
Brian: Bro, do you even lift?
A short and quick responce to someone who is getting up in your grill or asking too many questions.
Person A: "Why are you taking your computer and earbuds into the bathroom?"
Person B: "Why do you care?"
Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
International phrase used to start ALL hockey fights. Both a threat and an invitation this phrase is as invaluable to all players as "They got a few good breaks tonight..."
Do you wanna go?
(drop gloves, break hands on pads)