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Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011


Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013


Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.

If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.

by gabby_yabby April 6, 2021


Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014


shade assassin

Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back

Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback

by I’m winning December 5, 2021


Smiling shooter/assassin

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021