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In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
assassin
A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”
Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.
oh my god assassin just had sex with me
Two asses in each other
YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN
(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.
Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.