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An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and although sex is usually kept between the two, they can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other. They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as not ringing the day before, wearing a slutty top, passing out cold in a club, kissing that lesbian in the lift. Infact they will just love each other for who they are and support each other through times of need. Although other people will say they are sluts and it will never work, they onlys say this because they are jealous. In the end the couple will get bored of seeing other people because they realise they are the best two out there. Then they get married and have beautiful children. And retire together in Goa.
"is he whipped by his girlfriend"
"no man, he's in an open relationship"
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Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.
"Pre-Purchase for OPEN BETA EARLY ACESS" - Overwatch, Blizzard
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Used to describe the scent eminating from a man's ass who obviously has a serious medical condition. Also a by-product of irritable bowel syndrome, this condition can also lead to sharting.
Dude, you smell like open ass. What crawled up there and died?
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In poker, four cards in a row that need either one higher or lower to complete a straight. (_,6,7,8,9,_)
Opposite of gut-shot (four out of five cards in a row that are missing the center number).
Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight. Gut-shots are less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you.
I was chip leader and open-ended. I didn't want the guy to double up, but he was like all-in with the blind, so I called it and caught the 5 on the river. Busted his pocket rockets.
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A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.
Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!
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When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects.
When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects, or essentially an "Open Casket".
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1) To open and unpackage something, generally for the first time.
2) To operate a motor vehicle in a spirited fashion.
3) To commence, or return, fire at a person or thing.
1) Hey, let's go open up that new PS3.
2) Yeah, just a few minutes ago, we had 'em opened up out there on Redwood.
3) Why don't we take the 1911 out and open up on some bottles and cans?
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