the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible
Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.
When a girl is bored and loves a glem
a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem
verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
Bagels Andrew is a steamer on twitch.com. He also has platforms on Twitter, tiktok, and YouTube. (Sub to his YouTube) he is 3”2 and 17 years old.
Bagels Andrew Is bald
term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly
Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?
A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.
Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.