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This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"
They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!
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A crime fighting beaver commonly mistaken with Justin Beiber because of the name simularities and visual as well.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets and we give them his number.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He is a crime frighting Beaver.
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a chick that is not experianced in dick sucking and scrapes with her teeth.
"man that chick sux,she used her teeth shes such a cock beaver"
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To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.
Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!
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Beaver bagging is the sexual act similar to tea bagging, only with beaver bagging the woman squats on the mans face and proceeds to bag his face with her vagina aka beaver
I was beaver bagging your dad, when your mom walked in.
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Any child weighing more than 10 pounds delivered through the vagina. First time moms are at high risk for beaver busting.
Holy shit that kid was a real beaver buster. She nearly split me in two when I finally popped her out. I am never having sex again!
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When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.
"Yo man what happened to your face?"
"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
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