Rural Dictionary

Betty-Lou

She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.

Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”

Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”

Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”

by YourHotFriend November 25, 2021