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what i wish i was
person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”
When something is not good, but funny.
“Evan just shat his brains out”
“Lmao that’s calm”
A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.
Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?
Person B: yep I'll be there
Person C: calm
Person A: Person C your uninvited
Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time
"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"
"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"
Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.
Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.
🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨
Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."
What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.
Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.