The cutest things alive. They are mostly known by their videos on YouTube and their toebeans
The assholes of the animal kingdom
Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?
Charles: No, just a cat
Jacob: oh
Like a dog, but actually the opposite.
Look it's a dog, oh no wait it's a cat
/kat/ noun.
small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.
*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"
Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"
John: "No its a seal, the water cat."
Bob:"Oh shoot you right."