idk, but you look like you just ate seven of them
you ate too many cheeseburgers
Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
A term used for a young boy to tease him and make him behave like a cry baby.
Little Chrissy is a dumb dumb cheeseburger
A way to tease your little brother so he cries like a baby.
My brother is a dumb dumb cheeseburger
The acto of tossing someone's salad while driving on I-40.
Gregg said his upper lip smelled like poo after he gave a cheeseburger to Eric while driving through the mountains of Tennessee.
If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.
"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)