chew the pair

chew the pair is a phrase that twitch mod deems 'sexual content', but 'cunt' is fine. alright...

'my dog likes to chew the pair of shoes i leave by the door'
'SEXUAL CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED IN CHAT'

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

Peter chew

A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.

My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew

Chew boy

Man you keep around as a distraction during Covid; might not be your first choice but he’s a dependable choice in a crisis.

Have you met my chew boy, Mike? he’s been a great distraction this pandemic.

chew life

Pertains to the amount of flavor remaining in a piece of gum;

I need to spit out my gum, there's no more chew life.
Hey can I get another piece, this one's out of chew life.

chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

bomb chewing

that good head that makes your toes curl

My girlfriend gave me some bomb chewing last night