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When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
A corona (pl. coronas or coronae) is the outermost layer of a star's atmosphere. It consists of plasma.
The Sun's corona lies above the chromosphere and extends millions of kilometres into outer space. It is most easily seen during a total solar eclipse, but it is also observable with a coronagraph. Spectroscopic measurements indicate strong ionization in the corona and a plasma temperature in excess of 1000000 kelvins,1 much hotter than the surface of the Sun, known as the photosphere.
It is an X-ray emitter with its stellar corona giving off an X-ray luminosity of.
When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus.
Me and my friends were going to go hang out at the mall, but our plans got corona-cancelled.
packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)
"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."
(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).
(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.
Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!
When Bros hangout drinking in one of their house's because the bars are shut down by the state.
I went over Pete's house last night,by 11:00 that shit turned into a Corona Brobar