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Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?
Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.
All night long?
She was really upset.
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Why don't you get comfortable while I freshen up.
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1.The lower region of a person's body
2.Feeling supported downstairs
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
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When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.
Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.
Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.
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Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.
This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
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A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.
Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.
Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...
man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
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