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When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha
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1. When a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout "Ten COUNT!"
2. A positive reply along the lines of "word"
3. Telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest
1. "TEN COUNT!"
2. "Yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing...Ten Count yo!!!!
3. "Yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. Camn down, Ten Count G"
4. "Hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest...TEN COUNT!!!!
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The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.
“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”
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The sexiest user on 404. Men and women alike fall for his wit and charm.
"Count Knobula knows kung fu and will kick your arse."
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someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted
HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her
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When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.
"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"
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someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick
yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula
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