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Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!
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When you drop bass under the covers, and you know its bad, but you have to take a niff anyway.
I knew she wasn't gonna preciate this haggis and beans I had, then I got the Cocaine Covers and had to see HOW bad it was gonna be.
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In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
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When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
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Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.
A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.
Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.
A cubicle.
"Here I am spending my prime in fabric covered box."
My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017
I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes