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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
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The act of nibbling or slowly licking that of another persons annal glands.
"damn man last night i booty crunched Leslie's asshole so damn hard."
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Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.
"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."
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A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.
girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar
girl 2: ew I know right
acne
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Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum
Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.
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Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.
"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"
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A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.
Some one who destroys property.
We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV
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