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that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
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When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.
"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."
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When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out
Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.
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A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.
"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."
"So now you're my little curtain crawler."
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When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs
Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.
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A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.
A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.
Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?
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