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Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.
Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.
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When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
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It's sorority slang for fisted.
Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.
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When one gets super drunk, complains about their leather, and falls down the stairs demolishing an inanimate object.
Did you hear about Bobby last night? He was super drunk, came upstairs complaining about his leather, and the person who stole his couch spot. Next thing we knew he was stair diving downstairs. I feel bad for the shoe rack.
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perusing articles on the website Wikipedia, usually without realizing the amount of time spent, often jumping from article to article, following hyperlinks and covering a wide variety of topics
"I'm sorry I missed your call yesterday. I spent 3 hours wiki-diving and neglected to answer my phone."
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Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.
Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
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When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.
My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.
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