Are do you have the big gay?

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay

Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

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Why do you hate freedom?

A standard comeback to anyone who even hints about criticizing America or its policies.

Mark: I think America needs a strong diplomatic approach to the situation in North Korea.

James: Why do you hate freedom?

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Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

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do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

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Do you know da wae

a popular meme in vr chat with Ugandan knuckles

"Hey brudda do you know da wae

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How do you rate?

How do you figure

Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?

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Do you know Nancy Botwin?

Referring to the lead character of "Weeds,"asking this can be used to determine if someone smokes or sells weed.

Hey do you know Nancy Botwin?

or

It would be great if you knew Nancy Botwin!

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