Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

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Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

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doom troopin

Black Label Society touring all over the world

We bought tickets to the Black Label show, so we are DOOM TROOPINMyrtle Beach!!

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Fruit of the Doom

Another nickname for skidmarks in your pants.

Pull over, before I make some fruit of the doom

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doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

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The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

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Doom Buggy

The show name given to Disney's OmniMover system, used in the Haunted Mansion rides in California and Florida.

Please keep your arms inside the Doom Buggy at all times.

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