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What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.
Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving
The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.
Being driven around while one is high or tripping on any substance, but usually marijuana. Can be done during the day or night, but is most enjoyable at night.
Kelly: Hannah was so high last night. We took her for a space drive through town.
Ann: Let's go for another one tonight!
The act of fingering a female while in the process of driving in any seat as long as the car is moving.
Guy1: "Did you go see a movie with that chick last night?"
Guy2: "Ya and i gave her some Drive Digits on the way there."
Checking in into an establishment on Foursquare when you're around the area but not really there. Usually done by people who just want to unlock badges or get mayorships.
Friend: "Hey, I saw you checked into Wal-Mart last night, I was there, but didn't see you!"
You: "Yea, that was a drive-by check-in. I just wanna make sure I was still mayor."
Hot young thots who shoot porn for a few months and then suddenly stop for unknown reasons.
Often they will delete/abandon their social media and seemingly vanish off the face of the earth.
Me: what happened to <insert thot>? No new scenes for months already and her twitter is gone.
Bro: just another drive-by pornstar, dude.
Me: damn, she was so hot...