Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!
Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"
"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"
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The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.
George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.
An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.
"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"
After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.
That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟
A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling