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Elevated productionz is an elite group of full senders with bad ass trucks guaranteed to make your bitch and her best friend wet at any stop light they will fuck your girl and mom and they will beat your ass if you talk shit on there name
Omg who’s truck is that it’s fucking elevated productionz bitchhhhhh
When you’re walking and she guides you closer to the wall as she descends down to blow you.
Landed a huge account Michelle was so happy I got an elevator before the elevator if you know what I mean
It’s an room that transports you from one place to another - an easier way than stairs. Tend to avoid elevators with two or more people for non awkward positions.
Matt: “Today I was in an elevator with two other people”
Jake: “Wow, that must’ve been awkward”
sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....
Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....
louies : omg did you see louis and eleanor broke up!
larry : omg wh- elevator? wow that’s obviously so heartbreaking
Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")