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Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: Iโ€™ll tell her itโ€™s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers January 21, 2018


empty bus syndrome

After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives.

I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome.

by parkign November 30, 2016


empty sounds of hate

"Empty Sounds of Hate" is the hidden track on Marilyn Manson's second LP "Antichrist Superstar", after "Man That you Fear".

Although the track is number 17 on iTunes and other sources on the Internet, it is actually track 99 on the actual CD. Tracks 17 through 98 are just blank; track 17 is eight seconds while tracks 18 through 98 is four seconds, which is a total of 6:08 of silence.

The actual title is "Empty Sounds of Hate". Rhapsody calls it just "Untitled". iTunes calls it "Ghost Track".

November 1996

Dude: Bro, I listened to the sick new M.M. album! I even listented all the 99 songs! But what was track 99? It was pretty gnarly.
Bro: That's the hidden song , "Empty Sounds of Hate", dude!
Dude. Awesome.

by Ziipher Bungle August 5, 2017


Empty Ketchup Bottle

The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle

She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.

by NJMike May 1, 2012

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Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

โ€œDid you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?โ€
โ€œYeah, just a quick Empty Promiseโ€

by PercyP September 24, 2018

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empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2011

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The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.

I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.

by dlanodJ September 25, 2008

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