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When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking
I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference
Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash
*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.
Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
A row of men erect and standing to attention
She walked into the room and the men formed an erection set
when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.
Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.