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Final Fantasy VII

This game is kick ass. This game took normal RPGS and said fuck you, and singlehandedly did everything better, launching Sony from “eh it’s cool I guess” to “holy balls”. Cloud makes man and women pass out with a single glazed look, Barrett has a cool gun or smth, everyone thought tifa had some honkers, even though they were pointy af, yuffie was pretty cool, valentine did what cloud did but better, sepiroth did what Valentine did and did it better. It has a petty good story, and solid gameplay, and is also not just for nerds.

Guy 1: the buster sword from Final Fantasy VII is just an unrealistic sword
Guy 2: your lesbian mother saw that sword and instantly got impregnated stfu

by Gingerbreadbedhead March 10, 2022


Final Fantasy VIII

In the holy canon of role playing games, Final Fantasy VIII remains the single greatest achievement of the creative mind.

Recently surpassing Final Fantasy VII in sales and popularity, Final Fantasy 8 set a record for the most copies sold and the most fan fiction created of a single video game. In fact, the fanbase of Final Fantasy VIII is gigantic and it is the number one game upon which "cosplay" is based off.

Although some resentment is felt by fans of the previous installment in the series(Final Fantasy 7), it is only because of the overwhelming clash Final Fantasy 8 has on traditional RPG's. The music alone in the game is enough to skyrocket the creation into the record books, but only when it is combined with the greatest storyline ever imagined is this game worthy to be called a masterpiece.

The gameplay is fantastic, actively encouraging new and innovative uses for magic, while developing the history of the six main characters in concert with the plot progression. Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis, and Zell are the six main playable persons in the game, each having unique "junctioning" abilities which allows the gamer to personalize and rearrange character abilities to his/her style.

Asides from being the greatest financial success Squaresoft (now "Square Enix") has ever produced, Final Fantasy 8 remains the true definition of fantasy and fiction.

This is the ACTUAL (more or less) conversation between me and an Electronics Boutique employee at my local store (this is before I knew how great Final Fantasy 8 was):

Me: Hey, what Final Fantasy do you recommend?
EB Employee: Well, the best one is Final Fantasy VIII, so I'd go with that if you're just getting into the series.
Me: One of my friends is playing Final Fantasy 7 and says it's not bad either.
EB Employee: No offense, but your friend is on crack. That is the worst Final Fantasy there is. Just get 8 man, I guarantee it.
Me: <lol> Cool, thanks.

by Will Gerst January 23, 2006

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Final Fantasy baby

A Final Fantasy baby is a person with 50% Asian blood, and 50% Caucasian blood. Final Fantasy baby refers to Final Fantasy characters, on how they are Asian, but look super white.

"Is your baby Asian?" - Friend
"Yeah, he's a Final Fantasy baby!" - Caucasian person
"How's your Asian husband/wife?" - Friend
...

by CloudTheHeroX May 15, 2012

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Final Fantasy 7

A subject of controversy between "old-school" and more recent FF fans. Those who started with FF7 almost invariably say that it is the best one in the series, while those who have played the earlier games mostly think that while FMV scenes and improved graphics are nice, they don't make the game. This latter group tends to consider FF7 to be, while good, highly overrated.

Final Fantasy 7 was a good game. I personally like FF6 better though.

by Artscrafter August 4, 2004

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final fantasy withdrawal

what you go through when you have beaten or cant a final fantasy game

me-damn (twitch) i, i, need more final fantasy (twitch)
other guy- damn dude your going through final fantasy withdrawal, stop playing it so god damn much

by retrotard November 6, 2006

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Final Fantasy XIII

Soon to be one of the greatest games of all time when it is released some time next year.

Person 1: Halo 3: ODST is gonna be awesome
Person 2: But Final Fantasy XIII will be better

by FinalFantasyPwnsAll May 25, 2009

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perverted fantasy wingman

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.

It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.

by RIMBoy March 22, 2007

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