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fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 November 20, 2015


Fap head

A person who is addicted to masturbation.

Fap heads are usually porn addicts as well.

by skinnySinner January 10, 2015


fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session

Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed

by hooptown December 11, 2011

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fap binge

a period of excessive indulgence in ferocious masturbation

The wife is away so i succumbed to a fap binge

by The Big A March 5, 2014


Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013


Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.

I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018


Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

by NoSayingHeckPlease October 19, 2019