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Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.
I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.
(verb)
When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -
* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*
* Rob watches and laughes *
*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*
(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
The incapability of opening the fridge, caused by the sheer panic that all the guests invited at your party are now in the kitchen, and they most probably will eat all your food
- Andrew, do you have anything to eat sweetheart?
- How many times did I tell you not to use the word “food” anymore?
- But, honey, I haven’t. I was just asking…
- Than shut the fuck up, I’m having a fridge fright
The art of ducking under the freezer door when someone opens it just as you are about to walk past.
Dude, did you see Arty do the fridge limbo when Britney went for more ice?
This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.
"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"
When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard
Oh shit another fridge boner in church