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wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing
woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face
tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(
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Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.
Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...
Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil
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It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.
girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.
girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love
A phrase used to encourage someone to either be more courageous or put in more effort. It is particularly useful when sarcastically directed towards someone you do not genuinely want to do better, though this is not the only use for it.
"That player just missed his second open lay up! Yo, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I really like that girl over there, but I'm too scared to talk to her..." "Bro, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
A motto from Cleveland rapper, Machine Gun Kelly, usually used in terms of his album, "lace up"
Me: Lace the fuck up!!!
Friend: Yea bitch!!! EST till the end of me!!!!
Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl
I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS
U fucked up
you should try it
you: existing
me: “shut the fuck up”
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