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wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing
woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face
tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(
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Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.
Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...
Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil
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Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl
I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS
U fucked up
used when something or someone looks at hot ass mess.
1. damn, your room is chewed the fuck up
2. chile, your head looks chewed the fuck up
3. bitch, them toes is chewed the fuck up
4. that frontal is definitely chewed the fuck up
you should try it
you: existing
me: “shut the fuck up”
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Something you should probably do
you: *existing
me: “shut the fuck up”
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A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.
Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up