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The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.
Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.
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My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real
I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die
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Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen.
Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea
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The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.
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the twin that doesn’t get appropriated enough
George Weasley deserves more love
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George Daniel is in the the popular band The 1975. George plays the drums and does the backup vocals. He may be described as a tree due to his tall 6'3 figure. He is a clutz and recently (April 2016) broke his shoulder when he slipped off the tour bus.
"Damn who is that?"
"Oh that's George Daniel from The 1975! He's a hottie right!?"
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As yet undiscovered sarcastic comedian who specializes in internet sarcasm and small private parties. Coined the acronym "lqtm" in a routine first credited to a bar mitzvah in 1999. Born and raised in Wenonah NJ where other notable people such as Steve Squyres, Jon Craig, Tim Squyres, Lauren Ward Larsen, Melissa McFadden Buscher, Buck Bridges and Karen Ward Scalzi originated.
Don't make me go all George Braun on you at your sweet sixteen party.
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