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my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 18, 2010

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daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 21, 2021


flying giraffe

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board

Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck

by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023


giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell September 28, 2006


Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021


Giraffe

The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.

Giraffes are the best animal in this earth and their spots make them unique to others .

by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018


Giraffe

A fucking animal, you dirty minded perverts.

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021