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An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces
Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
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The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.
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The South African stretchy horse
Want to go see the giraffe at the zoo
When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe
Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party
Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck
Thomas': ah man that's the best part
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Life isn’t about waiting for the clouds to pass.. it’s about knowing the giraffe has always and will always be there.
Whether looking up and wondering what could’ve been or one day looking down (smiling) at what once was. Amongst the depth of the sky the giraffe remains, as does my love for you!
Me: hopelessly looking out my window searching for the giraffe made of stars.. hoping that maybe we’re somehow somewhere sharing this moment!
Someone: " Say 'Welcome to Colorado!'"
You: " I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"
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