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my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 18, 2010


daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 21, 2021


giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell September 28, 2006


Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 21, 2021


Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better

Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.

by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009


Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way

you laugh like a autistic-giraffe

by erazor21 February 07, 2018


Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 13, 2025