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Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days
"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"
mmmm sweet sweet pudding
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1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.
2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.
Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.
David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.
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Damn, Kris' Server is a corrupt government
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A female that claims she's independent but doesn't work. She lives off walfare, child Support, and gives sexual favors for money. Doesn't provide for her kids without the help of the government
She can't wait until the first to show off she's a government hoe
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The establishment of an organization of law and office that the several states of the United States of America have agreed to submit to in the effort to maintain partnership and equality with the other states.
The offices and delegation of laws established by the Constitution of the United States of America.
The federal government overstepped its power when it created the Fourteenth Amendment and created created one totalitarian nation out of many states.
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Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.
It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.
- D'ya hear about Frank?
- No, what?
- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!
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