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A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.
I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!
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Referring to a girl's vagina, where the lips are small and all most nonexistent.
Usually very neatly shaved and the mound of Venus is very round and plump, thus appearing as a hamburger bun. Best served warm and hot!
After her Brazilian, her plump hamburger bun pussy just begged to be eaten.
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Weird creepy phrase said by the Meijer check out guy!
"Where's my hamburger "said the strange man.
Located in PA. Are grades are low and kids are high. We states in every sport. Midget wrestling every Friday. Dave Moyer is a hall of famer fight. Motto: Icy Tea is the full of champions.🍻🇺🇸
Hamburg High School is a great school to go to.
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When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.
She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.
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The last savory section of my hamburger that I cannot eat but Cameron always finishes for me.
"I am full but Cameron would you mind doing the honors, and eating my hamburger grind?"
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Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-
Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
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