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An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.
I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob
the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.
"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!
Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob
"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"
When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.
“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”
Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.
My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.
Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.
The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation
Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.