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The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.
Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob
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An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.
I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob
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the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.
"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!
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Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob
"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"
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When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
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The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.
“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”
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Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.
My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.
Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.
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